Upon a Year of Kings

Two Siblings Read Billy Shakes

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LADY, BY YONDER BLESSED MOON I SWEAR THAT TIPS WITH SILVER ALL THESE FRUIT TREE TOPS-
O, SWEAR NOT BY THE MOON, THE INCONSTANT MOON,THAT MONTHLY CHANGES IN HER CIRCLED ORB, LEST THAT THY LOVE PROVE LIKEWISE VARIABLE.
Um, excuse me. I’m right here. That was incredibly rude.
SHUT UP! CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION?
No, you shut up. You’re like … thirteen. I’m the moon. I’m old as balls.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LADY, BY YONDER BLESSED MOON I SWEAR THAT TIPS WITH SILVER ALL THESE FRUIT TREE TOPS-

O, SWEAR NOT BY THE MOON, THE INCONSTANT MOON,THAT MONTHLY CHANGES IN HER CIRCLED ORB, LEST THAT THY LOVE PROVE LIKEWISE VARIABLE.

Um, excuse me. I’m right here. That was incredibly rude.

SHUT UP! CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION?

No, you shut up. You’re like … thirteen. I’m the moon. I’m old as balls.

whereweendedup:

renkris:

That means that you’re his Rosaline and you survive the friggin’ play.

^This comment right here is why I love Tumblr. 

whereweendedup:

renkris:

That means that you’re his Rosaline and you survive the friggin’ play.

^This comment right here is why I love Tumblr. 

(via lush-of-the-southern-isles)

idle chatter: sir-redcrosse: SDLFKJSFGKJSHDLKFJARTHUR IS SO PRECIOUS. He just wants...

sir-redcrosse:

SDLFKJSFGKJSHDLKFJ

ARTHUR IS SO PRECIOUS. He just wants a peaceful life and is scared of evil-intentioned Uncle John and is it bad I kind of ship him with Hubert? I mean he’s like… what a shota prince at this time? Idk, I just know I had a huuuuuge crush on the guy I saw…

(Source: of-cannibals-and-kings)

murrayed:

Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.

(Source: mgustave, via urbanunease-deactivated20130901)

I wasted time and now doth time waste me

(Source: iago-rotten, via asrielsremadeherblog-deactivate)


rosiedosie:

thegoddamnmagpie:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

 O my prophetic soul! My uncle! 


rosiedosie
:

thegoddamnmagpie:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

 O my prophetic soul! My uncle! 

(Source: overocea, via imthedoctortobiasfunke)

Gilded Butterflies: while i'm posting players of shakespeare quotes

shredsandpatches:

A couple from Sam West on Richard II!

On playing the “what said our cousin” bit as a mock interrogation, and ways of expressing aristocratic solidarity:

“At one point when I couldn’t keep up the pretence I kissed Aumerle, which seems to have been taken as an explicit…

hxcfairy:

For God’s sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings;
How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed;
Some poison’d by their wives: some sleeping kill’d;
All murder’d…

Richard II: Act 3, Scene II

(via shakespeareishq)

(Source: englishproblems, via alwaysiambic)

bolingbroke:

so I know we had a fight and you threw me out but I've already paid the rent so if you don't let me move back in then I'll see you in court

richard ii:

alright fine just take my house I'll just go and live in a bin then fuck you

shredsandpatches:

HIS MAJESTY ALREADY SPARKLES THOUGH

And there’s this one

shredsandpatches:

HIS MAJESTY ALREADY SPARKLES THOUGH

And there’s this one

(via smokeandsong)

"And so Albany steps in and says, ‘Look, we’ve got a war on today. Let’s just forget about our differences…and beat the French.’"

THE PLOT OF EVERY ENGLISH PLAY EVER.

from this